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Jerri


Springer Spaniel Episode #K90704


“Dog Duty” By CAI Staff Writer


“Hello everyone and welcome to today’s episode of Jerri Springer Spaniel! I’m your host, Jerri Springer Spaniel. Our show today features some guests who live in the Happy Tails Homeowners Association where recently, some conflict has broken out. Our first guest is Mitzi and she will tell you her story. Come on out here, Mitzi!”


Mitzi enters the stage and sits down, to the sound of the crowd applauding.


She begins speaking: “So the other day I was out walking and I discovered some dog waste in my front yard…”


The audience boos loudly.


“And I don’t know who it came from. There are a lot of dogs in the neighborhood so there are a few suspects. It


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could be Rex the Alaskan Malamute, or Fritz the German Shepherd, or Spots the Dalmatian. I’ve seen them all trot their tails past my house and do their business, and –”


Jerri interrupts her, “So you watch them do their business? Is this a regular voyeur hobby of yours or was this just a one-time thing? I actually have a future episode that I could include you on…”


The audience laughs as Mitzi chuckles nervously before • Spring 2020 • A Publication of CAI-Illinois Chapter


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