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FUNNY OR SAD? BUT TRUE!


An elderly resident had a young, 20-something male caregiver. She passed away and the caregiver received permission from the family to live in the townhome until it was sold. What the family did not know was that he invited three friends to live with him. Two of the friends had outstanding felony warrants. These guys were not smart. They smoked up the place with cannabis, left garbage all over the exterior and created a noisy nuisance. Neighbors complained and APRIL FOOLS! The police were called. YES, they are gone now, but not without a funny, sad, but dramatic exit.


PRETTY SNOW


As a landscaping company we receive all sorts of special requests, but this one went beyond our contract! A resident from one of our communities called and said, “I am having my lady friends from Highland Park over for brunch and the snow on the parkway is dirty. Please send someone over before 10am to clean it and make it look pretty again!!!”


DOG POOP IN THE TREES A resident called very upset that someone had hung dog poop in her locust tree and also threw it all over the lawn. Upon inspection, we learned that it was the locust seed pods!


MORE DOG POOP WOES


A resident at one of my communities asked me to write a letter TO A DOG, demanding that he no longer poop in his yard. He requested the letter read, “Dear Big Brown Dog: Please stop pooping in other people’s yards and only poop in your own yard.” Since dogs can’t read, I did not write the letter.


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